(*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ~~

GUYS I MISS YOU

HAVE SOME REALLY BAD SMUT NO ONE APPROVES OF BUT ME



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I've mentioned that Shadus is who I am now and Vic is basically who I was in high school.

THIS IS LIKE ME MAKING OUT WITH ME.

I AM THE BIGGEST EGOMANIAC

(it's not my fault the characters manifest from various stages of my emotional growth)

(it's my fault)

I like to pretend I'm cool

china isn't so different

Why do I find this sort of shit interesting

From 3,000 mi (2,600 nmi; 4,800 km) away in Pearl Harbor, Admiral Nimitz had been monitoring the desperate calls from Taffy 3, and sent Halsey a terse message: "TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS." The first four words and the last three were "padding" used to confuse enemy cryptanalysis (the beginning and end of the true message was marked by double consonants). The communications staff on Halsey's flagship correctly deleted the first section of padding but mistakenly retained the last three words in the message finally handed to Halsey. The last three words—probably selected by a communications officer at Nimitz's headquarters—may have been meant as a loose quote from Tennyson's poem on "The Charge of the Light Brigade", suggested by the coincidence that this day, 25 October, was the 90th anniversary of the Battle of Balaclava—and was not intended as a commentary on the current crisis off Leyte. Halsey, however, when reading the message, thought that the last words—"THE WORLD WONDERS"—were a biting piece of criticism from Nimitz, threw his cap to the deck and broke into "sobs of rage". Rear Admiral Robert Carney, his Chief of Staff, confronted him, telling Halsey "Stop it! What the hell's the matter with you? Pull yourself together."

 

war, guys. I just want everyone to interbreed and get the fuck along.


If I'm crying at reviews of Katawa Shoujo, there is no way in hell I'm going to be able to play it, is there?

speaking of CRYING AND DRAMATIC THINGS


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Ain't gonna lie, this whole segment was written after I played the 5 days a stranger/6 days a sacrifice/7 days a skeptic/chzo mythos series/whatever games. I CAN SEE THE INFLUENCE. IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS

SUNDAYからMONDAY

http://www.therejectionist.com/2012/01/dinner-party.html





It's cute when I find my clones on the internet

All Our Friends Are Dead pt. I

HEY MY HEREDITARY FRENCH UNIBROW SNUCK UP ON ME LIKE A FUCKER

HERE I TOOK A PHOTO LOOK AT THIS SHIT

IN CELEBRATION OF MY FRENCH HEREDITARY FLAWS HERES A FRENCH MUSIC VIDEO WHERE SOME SHIT GOES DOWN AND THE MUSIC VIDEO LOVE INTEREST IS CLEARLY GAY (ACID WASH JEANS, REALLY) AND YOUNG PEOPLE WITH UNREALISTICALLY BADASS CARS

AND NOW A BOOK INTERLUDE OF FANTASTIC WEIGHT



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All of my characters are Superfaggy (tm).

Pizarro > Cortes

I'm too lazy to make normalpeople words


That weird night where you have dreams about almost-boyfriends and making fun of magazines together in bed (nothing graphic, just in bed in general, on a bed, sort of in one with pillows all over it was some dumb girl magazine with weird shit and clothes)


and you sort of wish it came to pass


because being stupid is nice and easy and nice

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Leah C says

lulz

here, go laugh at this like me and sarah did

http://living-death.tumblr.com/post/15934550367/skeletonmasks-razzledazzy-just-another-day

Michelle P says
THAT

SUCKS

Leah C says

lolol

Sarah Harian says

hahahaha

Leah C says

i just love the comments below the pic

Michelle P says

poor guy

Leah C says

"I would be laughing every fucking day 'yep this is going in someone some day'"

Michelle P says

bleeeeeck

Sarah H says

MICHELLE YOU LESBO STOP BEING SO AFRAID OF DICK

Michelle P says

NO I MEAN

POOR GUY

Sarah H says

YOU MEAN

Leah C says

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SARAH

Michelle P says

PENISES EVERYWHERE

Sarah H says

lolol

Michelle P says

i like guyyyyyyyyyys

penises are still weird though

I feel like I have to tilt my head sideways to see them properly

but I'm sure i'll get used to them

Sarah H says

LOLOL

Michelle P says

I wonder

Sarah H says

*dies*

Leah C says

FUCKING LMAO

Michelle P says

if he sees plastic dicks in his dreams

Sarah H says

probs

Michelle P says

I dream about work

so I mean

Leah C says

LOLOL

Sarah H says

oh I do too

Leah C says

i dream of catering sometimes

Michelle P says

groooooooooooooosss

Leah C says

rofl

Michelle P says

sometimes I get the feeling

I'm too old to be weirded out by dicks

like at 21 the world is screaming at me to get used to them

I should be mature enough

but I aint bro

I'm cool with it

but vags are creepy too

it's all just creepy

remind me to outlive you pt. 2

I would totally write a million words, but I managed to narrow it down to one sentence.

I am the meanest, selfish, most whiny, most escapist old fatass ever


本とに～

”ミシュレさん、違うがと思え”


おどりった

最後にわらっちゃうのわあたしのはず

月曜日なのに　機嫌悪いの




this is still the song I sing in the grocery aisle while looking for spaghetti sauce

remind me to outlive you

Guys I love dis buk it is PANTS ERASING GOOD

MODEST MUCH

___________



Sarah H says

THAT BEING SAID

Michelle P says

OMG THE FEAR THING

MY BAD

Sarah H says

lol

MICHELLE

Michelle P says

that's a remnant from

Sarah H says

MICHELLE

Michelle P says

my last version

WHAT

Sarah H says

OOOHHHHH MICHELLE

this book

Michelle P says

DIS BUK

is ghey bro

Sarah H says

not only is it by far the best thing Ive ever read from you

but it's the best thing Ive ever betad

Michelle P says

NO U

Sarah H says

and a million times better than every ya fantasy/scifi book I read last year

I fucking LOVE it

Im only a little over halfway through

but I am not looking forward to putting it down tonight

at all

Michelle P says

put it down sleep

it gets pretty batshit

Sarah H says

NO I FUCKING CANT IM TOO WOUND UP

it doesnt cater to your average YA crowd obviously

But your characters are wonderful

the story is fast, the concept is brilliant, its FUCKING HILARIOUS

I just love it

I mean

your contemp was fun and high concept

but this is a million times better than Dbow

its like less convoluted, but richer and holy fuck I love shadus

and I love Vic

she reminds me of a young, female version of Captain Mal from firefly

Vic needs to teach shadus, if she doesnt already, what's so sexy about kissing

I WILL WRITE THE KISS SCENE FOR YOU IF I HAVE TO

Michelle P says

SHE DOESNT

OKAY

Sarah H says

LOL

Michelle P says

NO I WILL WRITE IT

Sarah H says

like

an insanely slow, semi-chaste sensory kiss

and he'll be like

okay

I get it now

Michelle P says
oh god I do have to do that

DONT I

DONT I

Sarah H says

YES YOU DO

so far the structure is solid

so it's just adding, not reworking

little revisions here and there but not drastic

LET ME FINISH THIS CHAP

ITS THE CEREMONY CHAP I HAVE TO

Also my favorite fucking pun in the history of puns

talking about shadus coming back from the ceremony

"I hope he comes back with the stick worked out of his butt"

REALLY MICHELLE!?

Michelle P says

GET IT

Sarah H says

REALLY!?

Michelle P says

I KNEW YOU'D GET IT

Sarah H says

OMG

I died

I just

Michelle P says

YESSSSSSSSSS

Sarah H says

fucking DIED

Michelle P says

It's also

a nod to Mass Effect 2

Sarah H says

oh cooooool

Michelle P says

where those same lines are more or less used about Garrus

yeah

DOUBLE ENTENDRE

Sarah H says
GAY BUTT STICK RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
Michelle P says
My dedicated to section will be the above sentence exactly