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Michelle P says



I'M WEIRD

THE END

In my case I have to

I have it planned already

I pretty much have to like

ew okay

this sounds gross talking about it

but I have to

just not

just someone needs to stand/sit still

and I just need to EXPERIMENT WITH HOW THE THINGY WORKS OKAY

JUST NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT

laura tims says

HAHAHA

Michelle P says

AND THEN

laura tims says

"HMMM"

Michelle P says

I'LL BE OKAY

laura tims says

"what does this button do"

Michelle P says

YES

FOR ABOUT A WEEK

OR A MONTH

IVE GOT IT PLANNED OUT IN STAGES OF PROGRESSION

BACK TO WRITING MY CHASTE TEENAGE BOOK NOW

the things I talk about on sub are the things I've always talked about; pogeymonz and drugs I don't actually use

laura tims says

since we are young we're supposed to be good at social media

Michelle P says

FALSE

laura tims says

isn't that how that works

Michelle P says

we are only good at livejournal

and tumblr

Sarah Harian says

AND XANGA

Michelle P says

omg xanga

shit's dope

laura tims says

XANGAAA

Michelle P says

yeah livejournal was for nerds

laura tims says

fuck it I'm going back to xanga

and livejournal

Michelle P says

see ya

laura tims says

I went through both

there I will be popular

*tear*


THEY WILL LOVE ME

FOR WHO I AM

we're having a　

Michelle P says

crisis

party

laura tims says

blog enthusiasm party

mine was better

Michelle P says

NO CRISIS

RYHMES WITH ISIS

BITCH

Sarah Harian says

I just dont want it to be another fucking writer blog

Michelle P says

not much you can do about that babes

Sarah Harian says

I dont know what I can doooo

Michelle P says

take pictures of your boobies

post

Sarah Harian says

true...

Michelle P says

?????

profit

my boobs are weird so

Sarah Harian says

lolol

Michelle P says

I leave it to the professionals

laura tims says

"it's really nice out if you do end up going out tonight"

Michelle P says

what

laura tims says

SHUT UP ROOMMATE

I DON'T HAVE A LIFE

WE BOTH RECOGNIZE THIS

Michelle P says

tell her

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KEEP IT ON THE DL

Michelle P says

you don't snort coke

and go to hipster parties

but ty for the invite

laura tims says

I went to a BEA party

lots of drunk publishing people

Michelle P says

BITCH I'm HERE FOR BOOKS NOT SMACK

SMACK IS WHACK

laura tims says

I sat in the corner and clung to my other intern

it was great

Michelle P says

smack is whackkkk

what does it say about me

laura tims says

do I have to be fancy

Michelle P says

nah later

but

later you can uh

customize

just get used to shit first

SO

What does it say about me

if I prefer

out of all of the terms we've come up for it

to call dicks

dicks

versus like

weewee

and penor

this is a personality test

laura tims says

that you're not five and you're not delusional?

for weewee/penor

I call dicks dicks

Michelle P says

okay just checking

laura tims says

they're dicks

Michelle P says

I'm constantly in fear

that I'm not normal

laura tims says

confirmed

jaykay

Michelle P says

PFT

k anyway

OH GOD

I'M FIGHTING THAT ONE POKECOUPLE

WHERE THE GIRLS LIKE

HEY JES IF WE WIN I'LL MARRY YOU

AND THEY DONT WIN

laura tims says

DESTROYING RELATIONSHIPS

KILLING LUVDISCS

ALL IN A DAYS WORK

Michelle P says

NOPE

NIDORANS

AND THEN GIRL SAYS

"OH JES"

laura tims says

WHAT KIND OF COUPLE DOESNT HAVE LUVDISCS

Michelle P says

"YOU RUINED THIS"

HAHAHAHAHA

laura tims says

they were doomed from the start

he couldn't perform

Michelle P says

the best couples

are the cooltrainer couples

who are like

WE ARE NOT IN LOVE

NOWAY

"you're totally in love"

GECKO IN MY BATHROOM

GROSS

GARY JUST CALLED ME A STINKER

FUCK THAT GUY

laura tims says

he's jealous of the gecko in your bathroom

Michelle P says

clearly

it's a treecko

laura tims says

he'd probably be like

A KECLEON

Michelle P says

not everyone has starters in their bathroom

laura tims says

CATCH IT

Michelle P says

now I gotta fight the crazy bitches on lsd


laura tims says

kecleon's pretty obscure

Michelle P says

in lavender tower

laura tims says

you probably don't have one in your bathroom

Michelle P says

I probably don't

you're right

laura tims says

if you do

IT'S INVISIBLEEEEE

Michelle P says

NO IF I DO

laura tims says

AND IF YOU TRY TO GET PAST IT

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THAT CONFIRMS

THAT I'M IN HOENN

BITCH

laura tims says

YOU'LL JUST BASH YOUR FACE ON AN INVISIBLE OBJECT

Michelle P says

GONNA CATCH ME A

UH

RALTS

AND SHIT

laura tims says

RALT SHAKER

so you can get

a slutty gardevoir

Michelle P says

nah man gallade

I don't even like either

uh

what's a better one

fucking

uh

UH

ELECTRIKE

SHITS BADASS

laura tims says

kirlia in her miniskirt

Michelle P says

I have a kirlia miniskirt

laura tims says

FLAT HEAD

Michelle P says

no lies

laura tims says

ITS HEAD IS TOO FLAT

congratulations

Michelle P says

thanks

laura tims says

you are a kirlia

Michelle P says

FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY

laura tims says

hahahah

have fun with your

flat headed pig dog thing

Michelle P says

ONE DAY

I WILL EVOLVE INTO A SLUTTY

GARDEVOIR

and sing

laura tims says

UNTIL THEN YOU'RE JAILBAIT

Michelle P says

on repeat nonstop

MY MILKSHAKE

BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARRRR

laura tims says

and have a green bob

for hairstyle

Michelle P says

def green bob

and a red thing

sticking out mah chest

laura tims says

IT'S YOUR HART

Michelle P says

WHAT

BULLSHIT

that's anatomically unsound

laura tims says

jaykay I don't know what it is

it's a homing device

Michelle P says

for wut

laura tims says

for other slutty gardevoirs in space

idk dude

Michelle P says

deoxys

oh god we gotta stop

I can't breathe dude

I got this image

of a bunch of slutty gardevoirs

floating in space

and then

laura tims says

roommate: "what are you laughing about"

Michelle P says

crashing like meteors

laura tims says

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

Michelle P says

into earth gardevoirs

laura tims says

can we make

a band

and call it

slutty gardevoirs in space

Michelle P says

noooo

laura tims says

please

Michelle P says

that's clearly our debut song name

laura tims says

then what's our band name?

Michelle P says

Modest Ratatat

RATTATA

no I have no idea

laura tims says

rattata is not modest

hes in the top percent

Michelle P says

Queens of the Geodude Age

Ekanesence

or Linkin Dark-Types

impending impetus

I haven't actually TALKED about this crap, have I

I haven't because there's a fissure disconnect between my brain and my reality/perception intake on a daily level

It's like

you promise yourself lots of things, I guess
You make bargains
sacrifices
mostly sacrifices
(I used goats!)

(nooooo I didn't)

Having a dream is fine, working toward it is fine
But something has to give in order for another thing to get

So you promise yourself things, that if THIS thing goes right, you'll never complain again in your life
and you won't
and you haven't so far.

And you're just this weird brunette who failed at dying her hair darker, this weird beaker of empathic acid with the same jeans for four years, you really should buy new jeans, or at least a not-at-home haircut, have you cared about yourself at all for the past three years (no) have you measured yourself lately (yes, 38-31-42 who wants to join me in that nearly four foot around hip club)

the point is, WHO CARES

You are best

Stepping onto a platform of 2% is the same as being on platform with the other 98%, even if the 2% platform is just a little higher

I want to scream at the community; it is not about how "good" you are, it is not about you period fuckers shut up

it's about writing
letting everything go and becoming a non-existent entity unattached to your ego
because that is what writing does
It's like

You ever hear of those 세습무, or seseummu in korea
hereditary super shamans, mostly girls, they don't invite anything INTO them
They're the only ones who can talk to a god through ANOTHER medium

It's like looking into a mirror facing a mirror and seeing the end of it

I've let everything go and now people expect me to pull it all back in
So

And I've always wanted to. Pull it back in. Own it. Walk into a room with fashionable clothes or something, and say 'yeah, I'm a writer, so what give me a mint julep'.

I guess I get to do that now
I just don't get it
get the part of being a writer that isn't writing
I'm trying though

I'm not good at ego so I just won't try
I'll be real with people and hopefully that will be okay

I have to have an idea of who I will be
And I just feel seven when I make the list

I want to be pretty
I want to be classy, and classy people don't talk a lot
I want to help

I want to help a lot

I also want to be this girl

kidding

I'm cool with myself
not very cool but a little cool

oh my god I'm on sub


oh my god I'm just a little weirdo why am I on sub with the big not weirdoes

oh my god

EPISODES OF KORRA SAVE ME

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