I AM DOOMED AT LEAST I WILL GO DOWN LAUGHING AT MY OWN IDIOCY

Michelle P says

also

Sarah H says

ALSO

Michelle P says

what do I wear

Sarah H says

clothes?

Michelle P says

to this uh

DATE

Sarah H says

OMG

Michelle P says

I've never been on a date

I've just like

played vidyagames

and made food

and only realized later that's technically classified as a 'date'

Sarah H says

I would do sundress

so you look nice

but

dont SCREAM I'm trying to impress you

Michelle P says

okay

the only sundress I have is black and hot pink and green it's weird

so uh are converse okay

Sarah H says

if you catch my drift

Michelle P says

or are ballet flats

too dressy

Sarah H says

tennis shoes with a sundress?

Michelle P says

WHY AM I A RETARD IN THIS

Sarah H says

girlfriend

Michelle P says

"gurlfren"

Sarah H says

rock the flats if you dont have sandals

Michelle P says

I don't

but

but my flats make that clippy noise

Sarah H says

LOL

Michelle P says

that's too PROFESSIONAL

TOO POLISHED

DO I WEAR TIGHTS

BLACK OR ZEBRA STRIPED OR SUPERMAN COMIC BOOK PRINT

I HAVE ALL OF THOSE

Sarah H says

youre thinking about it too much

umm

Im not a tights girl cept in winter

so idk

Michelle P says

BUT

I DONT WANT TO FLASH ANYONE

Sarah H says

Are you going to be doing cartwheels?

Michelle P says

DO I HAVE TO WEAR

PANTIES

no I'm okay

Sarah H says

WHAT?

Michelle P says

I got the panties bit down

Sarah H says

versus what?

Michelle P says

versus

grandma panties for not-fancy times

Sarah H says

DONT YOU WEAR PANTIES EVERY DAY

oh

lol

Michelle P says

AHAHAH

I'm so

okay so do I

oh god

I just go out with eyeliner everyday

is that

okay

or should I just

Sarah H says

yes!

Michelle P says

okay

Sarah H says

JUST CHILL BRO

Michelle P says

oh god I

okay

I'll try

but honestly that word is really far back in my dictionary

oh fuck do I pay for shit or

let him or

I HATE

DECIDING WHO PAYS FOR SHIT

because it's awkward as fuck

in all regards

money is like a whole other world 

OTHER HURDLE

Sarah H says

well are you doing dinner and a movie?

Michelle P says

no just a movie

I'm not that grown up

"dinner and a movie"

PSH

Sarah H says

LOL

well

if he gets the tickets, get the snacks

or whatever

Michelle P says

OH

that's a good

THATS GOOD

Sarah H says

I KNOW IM BRILLIANT

Michelle P says

YOURE SO GOOD

HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH

okay

I feel better

I actually feel 12

MEANWHILE IN ohgodKOREAwhy
if you really wanna know I was straight-faced all the way up until the elevator guy and then I promptly lost my shit