misery loves a little comp

ulsory drinking


guess who's also all up in my grill

schol@stic.


(EDIT: ALSO HARPERCOLLINS NOW WHAT WHAT)


and I love every second of it. Let the bloodbath begin. (are you not I AM NOT ENTERTAINED)


I'm actually super entertained



HAHAHAHHA I DID IT

LISTEN TO OUR DRUNK ASSES

HANNAH I APOLOGIZE FOR SPREADING THE STORY BUT ITS THE INTERNET NO ONE KNOWS US/CARES

IF YOU REALLY WANT I'LL TAKE IT DOWN BUT THINK OF IT NOT AS A CONFESSIONAL BUT AS A TESTAMENT OF OUR LOVE



I now present forty two seven (you idiot) minutes of us drunk new years eve watching breaking dawn while the phone was on my chest